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RSSArgentini Blog (36)

Date Title Rating
2009-09-28 Chloe Goofs Off at Monkey Business None
2008-05-23 Chloe Has Her Cast Removed None
2008-05-23 Chloe and the Buckle Fracture None
2008-05-23 Visit with Cliff, Lori and Kyle None
2008-03-22 Wendy and Sydney Visit Gwen on Her 33rd Birthday None
2007-12-24 Christmas Comes Early... Again. None
2007-12-17 Hope Reads a Book to Chloe None
2007-11-19 Chloe Learns a Few More Words None
2007-10-06 Chloe Turns One! None
2007-10-05 Chloe's Early Birthday Present; Hide and Seek None
2007-09-26 Chloe Learns to Walk None
2007-09-15 Dad and Lynn Visit; Brianna's Pink Hair None
2007-09-01 Zachary's 16th Birthday! None
2007-08-19 Mary Russell's Birthday None
2007-08-18 Manning Family BBQ None
2007-08-16 BBQ at Brady and Doneen's House None
2007-08-16 The Magic Fork Trick None
2007-08-15 Monkey Mode None
2007-08-01 2007 Vacation in Williamsburg None
2007-07-11 Dane and Sandra Visit None
2007-05-30 The Richie Ashburn No Homeruns for Heart Event None
2007-05-20 Baby + Mobility = Screwed None
2007-05-20 Learning to Fly None
2007-05-09 Brianna's 8th Grade Chorus Concert None
2007-05-09 Chloe and Hope Go Giggling None
2007-04-25 Easter Bunny and Stork Swap Jobs None
2007-04-24 Zachary Stars in Off-Off-Off-Off-Broadway Production None
2007-02-26 Fun at the Photo Booth None
2007-02-14 First Food None
2007-02-13 Chloe's First Living Room Set None
2007-02-13 Brianna's 8th Grade Dance None
2007-01-16 In Full Control of This Baby's Funny Bone None
2006-12-26 Christmas Morning 2006 None
2006-12-10 Chloe at Two Months None
2006-10-18 Chloe Just After Birth None
2006-10-17 Chloe, World. World, Chloe None

RSSCommentary (27)

Date Title Rating
2009-11-30 JungleDisk 3.0 Ups and Downs None
2009-10-17 EPSON Artisan 810 a Bi-Function, not Multi-Function, Device 2
2008-09-07 A New Type of Subscription None
2008-03-30 iPhone/iPod Touch Edition of Non Sequiturs Launched! None
2007-09-09 I'm a Better Driver Than Dale Earnhardt None
2007-09-04 Maasai Hands-Free Kit None
2007-08-27 Miss Teen South Carolina Proves Every Blonde Axiom Correct None
2007-08-16 Apple Makes PowerPC Macs Second-Class Citizens in iLife 08 None
2007-07-19 Look Ma, No Smell! None
2007-07-18 Take That, Stupid Pagan Diety None
2007-06-21 Kentucky Girl Plummets 177 - 2 Feet None
2007-06-12 Deciphering the Apple WWDC 2007 Keynote None
2007-04-19 Kick-Ass Biblical Curse Generator None
2007-04-18 Rebellious Graffiti At Its Finest None
2007-02-19 We Don't Agree, Paul None
2007-02-06 Thoughts On "Thoughts On Music" None
2007-01-25 The Dirty Dozen: Why the iPhone is a Major Disappointment None
2007-01-20 Zune's Last Hopes Dashed None
2007-01-14 New England Patriots Advance to AFC Championship Game None
2007-01-06 Organized Religion is Faith on Autopilot None
2007-01-05 Tree Goats None
2007-01-01 The Repetitious Nature of Life None
2006-12-20 And It Can Clean Tarnish Off Pennies None
2006-12-19 Food Carving None
2006-11-27 The Inept Greed of the Recording Industry None
2006-10-16 The Evolution of Reality TV None
2006-10-15 I Don't Know About You, But... None

RSSNews Satire (116)

Date Title Rating
2008-04-10 McCain Dedicated to Helping Citizens Find Their Pills, Slippers None
2007-07-10 iPhone Atmosphere Re-Entry Day None
2007-06-28 Verizon Wireless to Trump Apple iPhone on Launch Day None
2007-06-25 MADD, SETI to Join Forces in Fight Against Drunken Levitation None
2007-05-21 Pac Man Found Dead at Age 28 None
2007-05-17 Hewlett Packard Announces Safer Printing Initiative None
2007-02-26 Oprah Winfrey, ABC Debut "Who Wants to Be a Schoolionaire" None
2007-02-10 Microsoft Windows Visa Released None
2007-02-05 Grammy "Police" Reunion Causes Mass Stingmata None
2007-01-26 Philadelphia 76ers First Half Win Streak Extended to 67 None
2007-01-23 Bush Cites Correlation Between Number of New Jobs and Number of Troops Deployed in Iraq Merely a Coincidence None
2007-01-23 Bush Asks American People for Time Apart to Re-Evaluate Relationship None
2007-01-11 Apple, Inc. to Release "Best of Steve Jobs Keynotes" None
2006-12-17 Jimmy Hoffa Remains Found in Oregon Mountain Snow Cave None
2006-11-27 Tornado Delays School Opening 13 Seconds None
2006-10-12 Paleontologists Discover Headless, One-Legged Dinosaur None
2006-10-12 Scientists Claim Most Species of Early Man a "Bunch of Homos" None
2006-10-01 Donald Rumsfeld Anxiously Awaiting Secretaries' Day None
2006-09-28 Microsoft to Spend $120M to Erase "Huge American Company" Image None
2006-09-27 In Spite of Recent Attacks, Florida Surfers Still Swim with Congressmen None
2005-12-19 Dear Professor of Ancient Sumerian Culture... None
2005-12-15 Female Adolescent "W" Clone Caught Humping White House Banister None
2005-12-14 Write-In Candidate Saddam Hussein Wins Iraqi Election None
2005-12-13 Celebratory Severing of Fingers Follows Exiled Iraqi Votes None
2005-12-09 Paris Hilton's Mouth Is Pregnant None
2005-12-08 RIAA Seeks Damages from Consumers That Sing Along with Music None
2005-12-01 3M Announces Discovery of Multiple Ore Chasms None
2005-12-01 Almighty God Charged with Child Endangerment None
2005-10-10 Hand Puppets Unite to Protest Heads Being Sewn to Shirts None
2005-10-09 Ford to Make Jaguar Line More Affordable None
2005-10-08 Monster.com Expands to Middle East None
2005-10-06 Joe Weider Weightlifting 2006 Pulled from Store Shelves After 38th Child Breaks Arm, Blows Out Colon with Severe Rectal Prolapse None
2005-10-03 Ozzy Osbourne Accidentally Attends Oztoberfest in Wamego, Kansas None
2005-09-29 Cheney Ultrasound Confirms Pregnancy None
2005-09-25 God Damns Local Man to Eternity in Hell for Birthing Most Foul Stool in History of Shitting None
2005-09-18 Super Bowl Champion New England Patriots Fall to Expansion Cincinnati Bangles None
2005-09-18 TECH TIP #127: How to Clean Your Keyboard None
2005-09-18 Nation's Grotesquely Obese Want to Be Treated Like Everyone Else, Except When They Get Perks 5
2005-08-08 Chuck E. Cheese's Switches from Prize Tickets to Gambling Chips None
2005-08-08 Roy Horn Mortally Wounded by Second Tiger, Tony the None
2005-08-08 President Bush Shits Himself Again in Front of Foreign Dignitary None
2005-07-26 Pet Smart to Offer Gourmet Hamster Tastings in California's Napa Valley None
2005-07-26 Travel-size Products Remarketed for the Terminally Ill None
2005-07-24 Bush Meeting Notes Only Stick Figures with Genitals None
2005-07-19 Robert Palmer Suffers Second Fatal Heart Attack None
2005-05-24 Athlete Does Not Have Supporting Cast None
2005-05-24 Bolton Appears Headed for Confirmation as U.N. Ambassador None
2005-05-08 Roman Catholic Church "Thinks Outside the Bogs" with New Pope None
2005-05-08 Sean Penn Exhausted from Pretending None
2005-04-07 Vatican Promises Resurrected Zombie Pope to Unite Divided Christian Sects, Feast on Human Brains None
2005-04-05 ESPN Anticipates Great Interest in Forthcoming Video "Sunday Night Football: Theismann Out Takes Edition" None
2005-03-31 Supreme Court Orders Adult Film Industry to Reinsert Tera Patrick's Feeding Tube None
2005-03-14 Clint Eastwood Takes Chance Casting Academy Award Winning Actress None
2005-03-13 Iran Reconsiders Nucular Energy Policy None
2005-03-12 Ozzie Wants Unified Story at Microsoft None
2005-03-11 Gene Wilder Finally Gets Own Cigarette Rolling Paper Product Line None
2005-03-10 Trader Joe's Introduces Food-Cooling System for Overclocked CPU's None
2005-02-28 ABC's "Unscented Justice" Features Protagonist Detective Without Sense of Smell None
2005-02-27 Superbowl Victory Revoked as Patriots Head Coach Bill Belichick Tests Positive for Brain Steroids None
2005-02-27 Air Passengers Successfully Defend Cockpit Against Pilot Insurgent None
2005-02-27 President Bush Delivers Powerful State of the Confederacy Address None
2005-02-27 Michael Jackson Blows Nose Into Boys Size 4T Briefs During Jury Selection None
2005-02-27 FOX Television Network Determines Key to Curing Any Disease is Treatment on Tuesday Nights by 9:52pm None
2005-02-26 ICANN Declares All Technology Acronyms and Buzzwords Now Verbs None
2005-02-26 Local Man Wastes Entire Lunch Hour Deciding What to Eat None
2005-02-26 Californian Males Ages 18 through 29 Refuse to Eat Any More of Taco Bell's Erection-Shaped Food Items None
2005-01-31 Ford Complements Truck Reverse Gear Warning Sound with New Forward-Motion Warning Sound None
2005-01-31 Overly Attractive Women Found to Be Root Cause of Premature Ejaculation (PE) Syndrome None
2005-01-17 New Season of ALIAS Features Jennifer Garner in 3 Additional Wigs None
2005-01-17 ACLU Files Lawsuit Against ACRU for Letter, Civil Rights Infringement None
2005-01-17 Microsoft Office Professional Version 2004.5.76.4 Adds Bug Fixes, Continues to Provide Features and Reliability of Office Version 2004.5.75.2, 2004.5.74.6, 2004.5.74.1, and 2004.5.73.8 None
2005-01-05 Electronic Arts Introduces MLB Father-Son Front Yard Catch 2005 for XBox, Playstation 2 None
2005-01-04 President George W. Bush Pledges $350M to Raise U.S. Flags at Half Staff for Asian, African Tsunami Victims None
2005-01-04 Ford Motors Offers Exciting Year-End Clearance to Tsunami Victims None
2004-12-14 Outsourced Technical Support Representative Very Happy to Not Be Able to Assist You at This Time None
2004-12-13 Netherlands Sued for Supplying Nazi Germany with "Dutch Ovens" None
2004-12-12 United States Reaffirms Iraq is Sovereign Nation, Will Continue Autocratic Occupational Rule Indefinitely None
2004-11-30 The Lord God Announces Bible Prequel Trilogy None
2004-11-30 Home-Schooled Student Best, Only Player on Football Team None
2004-11-30 New Letters Added to U.S. Alphabet in Response to Uncontrolled Acronym Growth None
2004-11-30 Israelis Launch Major Raid into Jenin Via Catapult None
2004-11-30 Dangling Chad Narrowly Defeats Dimpled Chad in Ohio Presidential Election None
2004-11-30 Yankees Give Twins Outfielder to Avoid Forfeit None
2004-11-30 Centcom Commander John Abizaid Petitions Queen of America for Three Ships, and a Star By Which to Sail Them None
2004-11-30 Iraqi Interim Government Creates Toll-Free Suicide-Bomber Hotline None
2004-11-30 Osama Bin Laden Releases Sex Tape to Al Jazeera None
2004-11-16 U.S. General John Abizaid Requires Three Additional Government Officials to Put on Shirt None
2004-11-16 Cross-Branding Snafu Averted As Vicks NYQUIL Cancels Deal With Jack Daniels None
2004-11-15 John Ashcroft Free to Pursue Love of Demonic Body Art None
2004-11-15 Emboldened by Post-Electoral High, Bush Announces Candidacy for 2004 NFL Roster Spot None
2004-11-11 Pur, Brita Introduce Water Filtration Attachments for Urinals, Toilets None
2004-11-11 Local Man Tired of God Playing God with Everything None
2004-11-08 Annoyed Cheney Lambasts Bush for Repeatedly Asking if He's Won Yet None
2004-11-08 Northern Union States Repeal Civil War Victory of 1865, Encourage Former Confederate States to Secede None
2004-11-08 Pharmaceutical Companies Gather to Celebrate a Century of Moving Pain None
2004-11-07 Nation's Consumers Shop Aimlessly During this Year's Presidential Election Campaigns None
2004-11-07 Miss Porn World 2003 Loses Crown for Having Meaningful Relations with Spouse None
2004-11-03 Voters Cite Strip Club Voting Booths Too Confusing, Expensive None
2004-10-30 Pfizer Announces Variation of Popular ED Medication None
2004-10-30 ABC to Debut Seventeenth Extreme Makeover Spinoff None
2004-10-26 Microsoft® Fights Windows® Trademark® Infringement® None
2004-10-25 Smoker's Babies Cuter, More Petite None
2004-10-25 Local Colored Man Heralded for Saving Purse, Not Taking it Himself None
2004-10-15 Curse of the Babe Extended to 2015 None
2004-10-15 Colon Cancer Genetic Deviation Threatens World Semicolon Supply None
2004-10-15 Senator John Kerry Reveals Fourth, Literal Purple Heart at Second Presidential Debate None
2004-10-15 Bush Vehemently Supports Nucular Pro-life-eration None
2004-10-15 God Releases Humanity Version 4.0 None
2004-10-14 Final Dollar Store Established None
2004-10-13 Confucius Says None
2004-10-10 Embryo Missing Stem Cells None
2004-10-08 Mt. St. Helens Exfoliates None
2004-10-01 After Scoring, Professional Athlete Raises Finger in Praise of God None
2004-10-01 Baseball Player Forgets What to Adjust Between Swings None
2004-10-01 U.S. Government Will Add "tenth of a cent" and "hundredth of a cent" Coins to its Currency Lineup None
2004-10-01 Consumer Reports Extends Product Evaluation to Include Sexual Aids None

RSSPress Releases (4)

Date Title Rating
2009-09-27 EP Henry Project Gallery Launched None
2008-05-24 Las Tarascas en Zocalo None
2006-12-17 Las Tarascas Site Part of Success None
2006-11-27 What Happened to Pocketkaos.com, BigCookbook.com, Idiotsyncrasy.com, Zipcat Pro and LaunchKaos? None

RSSProject Halide (0)

Date Title Rating

RSSTech Tips (22)

Date Title Rating
2009-11-30 JungleDisk 3.0 Ups and Downs None
2009-11-19 HTML Entity Quick Reference for Greek Characters 4
2009-10-17 EPSON Artisan 810 a Bi-Function, not Multi-Function, Device 2
2009-09-28 How to Read a Binary File Over HTTP and Write to Disk Using ASP.NET and C# 5
2008-07-06 Source Control for Visual Studio, Under $50 5
2008-04-27 Automator Workflow to Delete All Hidden .svn Folders For OS X 10.5 None
2008-02-23 Project Halide Goes Open Source! None
2007-05-31 Find the First and Last Day of a Date Range Using C# and ASP.NET None
2007-03-25 Adobe Acrobat, Microsoft Vista, Dodge Darts None
2007-03-10 The Missing FTP Client in Visual Studio 2005 5
2007-02-09 Perform an HTTP GET Using C# None
2007-01-25 Calculate and Format a Percentage Using C# None
2007-01-09 Macintosh OS X Software Under the Radar None
2007-01-08 How to Make Dynamic Hyperlinks Using C# in ASP.NET None
2007-01-01 Using AppleScript to Mount Multiple Encrypted Disk Images with One Authentication Prompt None
2006-12-24 Mobile Phone Features We Need Yesterday None
2006-12-13 Why Encryption is Important 5
2006-12-09 My Take on Protecting Your Teens and Pre-Teens from Online Predators and Scam-Artists (Part 2) 5
2006-12-06 In Defense of Microsoft Regarding C# and ASP.NET 5
2006-11-06 The Easy Way to Make Your Macintosh a MAMP Web Server 5
2006-10-15 My Take on Protecting Your Teens and Pre-Teens from Online Predators and Scam-Artists (Part 1) 5
2006-10-12 Tables Are Not Evil 5

RSSThe Big Cookbook (32)

Date Title Rating
2009-10-10 Michael's Tomato Blush Sauce None
2009-09-27 Vivian's Glorious Beef Stew 5
2008-09-10 Caesar Salad Dressing 5
2008-03-21 Dijon Stroganoff with Beef Tenderloin None
2008-02-23 French Crepes 5
2007-11-10 Sauteed Turkey with Tequila Cream Sauce on Spaetzle None
2007-09-02 Michael's Pesto Alfredo Sauce None
2007-09-02 Wendy's Toasted Almond Dark Chocolate Cranberry Cookies None
2007-08-26 New England Baked Cod with Lemon Butter Crust None
2007-08-05 Korean Kalbi Beef Shortrib Marinade None
2007-05-30 Slow Burning Voodoo Pork Ribs with Optional Red Hell Mop Sauce 5
2007-02-25 Smoked Chicken and Wild Mushroom Risotto None
2007-02-15 Gwen's Caprese with Basil Vinaigrette None
2007-02-11 Red Wine Risotto with Bacon and Peas None
2007-01-25 Perfect Northern Pecan Pie None
2007-01-01 Garlic Marinated Lamb Chops with Garlic Chive Potatoes None
2006-12-31 Pasta Alla Putanesca None
2006-10-12 Cliff's Crab Cakes None
2006-10-12 New England Apple, Cranberry and Walnut Stuffing None
2006-10-12 Whipped Butternut Squash None
2006-10-12 Pan Seared Scallops None
2006-10-12 Michael's Gourmet Beef Medallions None
2006-10-12 Michael's Teriyaki Chicken None
2006-10-12 Michael's Honeyed Ham Glaze None
2006-10-12 Artichoke Rice Salad None
2006-10-12 Tangerine Shrimp on Leaf Lettuce None
2006-10-12 Spicy Thai Beef, Basil & Pepper Stir-fry None
2006-10-12 Pain au Levin (Traditional French Bread) None
2006-10-12 Michael's Spanish Okra None
2006-10-12 The Cliff House Clam Chowder None
2006-10-07 Michael's Herbed Pasta Sauce None
2006-09-25 Recipes Section Welcome None

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